A Griggygrock from Dunnockdoon
Was standing by a gate
When an alien on a skateboard said,
"I'm running rather late!"
The Griggygrock just stood and watched,
And thought, 'My what a fuss,
If he had only waited here,
He could have caught the bus.'
Then Princess Jane passed by and cried,
"That skateboard ran me down!"
But the alien was too fast so she
Just chased him round and round.